And they're cool and available and addictive. The job is almost done for us!

2009年3月8日星期日

BAD APPLE


My excuse for watching TWILIGHT is that, people say, the vampire shines like diamonds.

You see, for one thing, human skin doesn't/won't/can't "Shines" like diamonds its physically impossible, even for vampire, as long as they have  human body. When sunshine touches on Human Body, its called Diffuse Reflection,it makes your skin naturally glow-if you are on the catalog of Estee Lauder, Diamonds on the other hand, don't shine automatically, mirror reflection is the way to go, because the delicate ankles, sunshine gets to explode after endured into diamond's pyramids. But that's just one of the slightest details that this movie "impossibly" presented. Long sentence short: How the fuck can such a crap make  it $370,443,750 worldwide?
But since every girl in America is in love with Zac Efron, its not really that surprise now are we?

We are really happy that Robert Pattinson stars at such a meaningless movie, that just gave him 50 percent of the chance that one day he will stand in front of a little gold man and weeping about his up-and-down unusually career. This is gonna be an urban legend about an American Idol. God bless everyone.
PS: Justin Timberlake teaches everyone a lesson. He was in a boy band, who would thought right? lol