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And they're cool and available and addictive. The job is almost done for us!

2009年4月4日星期六

BEN VESCOVI



Yes we are still alive, so does Ben Vescovi.
Miss him so much. He is one of the most talented models. And the only model that got on Vman magazine's cover, before V signed a contract with Ford of model searching. Which means, he was a truly cover boy, a big sell. Is it us getting old? we often recall these old times recently.

2009年3月23日星期一

Modeling Not Lucrative or Glamorous. At All. (Its grapes blah blah time~)

Modeling is not nearly as glamorous or lucrative for men as for women. The boys make less money, so they often don't have the luxury of, say, a black car to ferry them between shows and fittings. Also, male models can be filthy, filthy creatures. Russian-born Matvey Lykov ranks in the top 25 male models working today (he recently landed the spring Jil Sander campaign). He tells the L.A. Times he prefers not to live in agency male-model housing:
"Before my first show in Milan, we were staying in this apartment that belonged to a male model," Lykov recalls. "I was staying with these Canadians; they were like animals. They destroyed all the furniture, they were throwing chairs and beer bottles out of the window from the fourth floor onto cars — one guy [relieved himself] in the oven." He said he took his suitcase and checked into a hotel that night ... "Male models are messy — it's not sexy at all."
The financial compensation hardly makes up for the pain and suffering. Lykov walked 34 shows in Milan, Paris, and New York. The eleven shows he walked in New York this season paid him in clothing rather than cash — something that's called a "trade" and not allowed in Europe. So if he makes around $1,000 a show, he netted about $16,400 this show season, after a 20 percent agency fee and couple grand for travel expenses. In a year, doubling that figure and adding in a few one-off shows and an exclusive job, he makes around $40,000. Before taxes. Including human excrement in the kitchen. (It is, however, considerably better than a starting salary at Condé Nast.) Lykov is hoping for some fall campaign bookings, where the real money is. In the meantime you might find him in the Williamsburg apartment he shares with four roommates, none of them models.

To add to the list of reasons it's basically impossible to make money as a model, male or female: Condé Nast pays new models $150 a day. After a year, that rate increases to $250 for the day, according to Models.com managing editor and former agent Betty Sze. "That means if you are Gisele [Bündchen] and work for American Vogue 2 days in a row, you would make $500. Many editorials pay nothing," she says. These rates have not been affected by the economic crisis, as magazines like Vogue, Allure, and Lucky's ad pages for the month of April are all down around 30 to 40 percent each. With Condé's titles reportedly looking for additional ways to cut back even after the downsizing of Men's Vogue and the closure of numerous titles, model rates would seemingly be a logical place to start. "Condé Nast doesn't have to pay anything, I don't even know why they do," Sze adds. "Girls don't do editorial for money! Getting editorials and covers of French Vogue for example, drives up your rate for everything else and gets you noticed by the huge money clients like Lancôme and Estée Lauder. Simple. Editorials and covers are the path towards the real money."
Except getting noticed by Estée Lauder isn't exactly "simple," since there's one of them for every hundred billion models in the world. And they might hire celebrities people actually recognize instead of 17-year-olds known only within the industry. So you're more likely to make a better living waiting tables, bartending, working retail, programming computers, even blogging. Not to mention you can consume carbs, booze, and full-fat cheese to your heart's content.


The above are two articles from two different sources, thanks to many of our "home boys", we already knew most of that. Except the fact that models are shamelessly reporting their private matters to the new york "I am so bored I have pretty boys" magazine and news papers. Things have always been like this, everyone knows about this, and kids got warned out once they signed the deal, now they are complaining? Big Deal. No serious, who cares. So you think you are not gettng paid fairly, so does everyone, you think editors and doormen get paid fairly? What do you think Tom Ford leaving Gucci and Hedi Slimane Leaving Dior at the first place? No body gets paid fairly, models are more noticeable, because most of the models are kids that dreamed about being rich and famous, and they dont get any of that once hang off the on set lightening. They are the bodies of dreaming format, they are suppose to know that. Now they are confused. Apparently they think , as beautiful people they should be rich and famous, except they are nothing but beautiful. You really think Gisele Buchen is rich because she is the hottest? Have you met her? The woman has a pinion about almost everything, she speaks several languages, she does business with investment, she is handling her life with a brain. She left VS contract and she is still the most recognizable, who, which one in these kids could do that? Without a major campaign, they are nothing. NOTHING. You heard from Nick Sinder again? Tell me about it.

Once Mathias Lauridsen or Boyd Holbrook or Jamie Dornan starts complaining, we will start supporting.

2009年3月22日星期日

Robert Pattinson


Just because we said we hated GQ's cover doesn't mean we hate Robert Pattinson.

LANVIN FW 09





NEW FACE ALERT






We Love Los Angeles!!! 
Tyson Paige, hunkie hottie on the block. Word out on the street, the kid is in town, he is so major type, but maybe NY models wants a change. Good luck Tyson.


2009年3月21日星期六

BORIS IN VOGUE PELLE (WITH TYLER)


First of all, we'd like to clear something up. Boris has never had trouble with drugs. He smoked pot like everyone else did, but to say he is a drug addict is just nonsense.
A few days ago we run into him (because his apt is just across the street) in a supermarket, hes paying for his veggie burger and a pack of beers, he looked absolutely stunning, we even asked him where he got that from. "Oh, I just switched back my normal clock" he says half kidding.

WWD FACETIME


Since when WWD cares about who walks what in menswear season? Since fashion houses cast new faces rather than relying on costlier established models in order to reduce the pain of bad economic. And since when those boys down there are new faces? Since their creepy agents lie about the age in order to get their boys on top !

I am just kidding. lol But we did notice some of the NY magazine's model profile states are ridiculously funny, seems like they hired an 18 year old who is not familiar with any year-counting before the year he was born! At first we thought: Er.. Some of Amy's colleges are...just stupid. But then, just like what we said, its getting ridiculous, and then we learned that Some of Amy's colleges are really stupid, but not anyone in the model profile updating office. So looks like someone must has been really naughty, maybe it was becos santa claus won't grand them the "Please make my male models 2 or 3 years younger in stat" wish.

So they lied. It is one thing to lie about the age of a real new face before anybody knows how to spell his hometown name. It is definitely a whole new other thing of lying about - to quote WWD-costlier established models and faithfully expecting no body will find out about it.
Com'on! Is there anyone who thinks that this is gonna work, at all? Who are they trying to fool? Anyone who works in fashion more than a year could immediately pick a two times model in a group of 17 rookies. Because it is that obvious!  I can prove to you right away, take WWD's face time for example, tell me any model that you've not seen his face before. Tell me now. You will know right? Because we all know when a boy is enlisted by major magazines, he'd cut some cakes for at least one season around. So you know what am I saying when you find out a boy is acclaimed to be 20 when obviously he's 22/23, you'd laugh.
But this has nothing to do with WWD's list, although we think its useless and paper wastes, we are glad that Lenz and Jacob made it. Lenz and Simon and Tyler all landed a major campaign, ( CK and Givenchy and Dolce). Its weird to call them new faces.

KING ARTHUR

Dear Arthur... ...



VIC & DOLCE & GABBANA


It is exciting to see how our new boys nail it hard in a very flexible way, this new wave of the future top male models share something very promising: beautiful bone structure, decent gentleman style, and the face that even looks good under reality check. They are boys yet to men, the magic era for growing and glowing.
From now on, we call him Vic. We name all the potential star by the nicknames, we think Vic deserve such one.
Sleep tight in your expensive PJ vic, cos you are gonna need energy to cope with what's going to happen to you very soon, amazing things, lots of them.

(Vic in SS09 Another Man Magazine)

BEING BOYD


Looking good Mr Holbrook, who would thought, he is still so damn hot. Looks like nothing's gonna change the man's sharp vibe. He was the good boy, he was the bad boy, in a field that begs no hero, he begs for differ. Maybe there is a reason to stay in this crappy biz besides of money, to become someone like Boyd, cool your voice and say: I've done this, man.

One more lift, he is going to no where but a supermodel namesake.

THE GOOD PAIR

I can say this for lots of people. Jeremy is the beauty of our lives. He touched so many soul until one day... ... a mystery disappear. Nah just kidding.

Jeremy was quite a big name already before many of the power faces hit the ranking. He was the Noah Mills force group wasn't him? With that landslide-approve Dolce campaign, he was the "smoking hot " even before MH came up with the idea of it.

Even with today's industry standard, he is still young, born in 1986, with all that he'd achieved, you'd think he was born way before that year right?

The french hot stuff still got it! Accompanied by British model Josh Beech, the pals are in the good pair.



2009年3月20日星期五

YSL Tributes


Grapes is not happy.

Grapes can not understand why some self pointed genius is doing a shit thing when this genius acclaimed"Yves Saint Laurent was one of fashion’s most enduring figures and his legacy remains beloved."
Grapes is not sure if this genius really knows what he was saying, because if he knows, he wouldn't even think about to play the YSL card with some random male model.
Okay he is not random, is Tomek ( the kid the real name we will never know), but besides us, does WWD/VOGUE/BAZAAR/Any Fashion Leading Thoughts give a damn who the hell he is?
We could let alone about who the whatever he is gave this genius the rights and courage to do an YSL tribute without any creativity abilities, but how the hell could Anyone ever think about portrait the late and the great YSL with some random guy, is this called showing your respect? We don't think so.
Next time when some genius wants to have fun with the classic 60's, they should just say so. Do not use the name that you can not afford to drop it out of your mouth.

PS: the edits looks just like some cheap knocking-off by an art school intern. Genius.

LIYA EXCLUSIVE FOR J.CREW



Grapes has been accused for not showing a very good enthusiasm of the black models, what if I say in Grappie's eyes there is no color preference, we are all the same, black models just haven't bought that much attention, would you believe me ?
See now, when certain attention has brought, we open our blogs! The one of a kind beauty Liya landed on Exclusive for J.Crew. Do I need to say more?

2009年3月14日星期六

VOGUE HOOMES JAPAN ISSUE 2


There was a reason we were the only ones that didn't introduce the launch issue of Vogue Homme Japan (OR did we?) If you care, read on, if you don't skip this passage. Few people knew that it was a very very long preparation of Vogue Homme Japan, yes even longer than Vogue China, but for different reason, China was not ready then according to Conde Nast people. And Japan is a tough case. There are literally 100,000,000 copies of fashion magazine sold out in that area and menswear fashion is a quite promising scale. Competition is one thing, and there goes the courtesy of what position A VOGUE MEN would be in Japan. If its not a bible then don't even bother. That's also our answer, we were kind of..well, scared. What if it didn't work, then we would be those "watzup fussy scums", So we waited, and now the second issue is out. It looks...its getting it on!  This magazine actually wants to be something with a soul and the long term consideration and carefulness is starting to pay off now. That's a good start. To be honest, we are not really with them, but its just like we don't read Wired, that doesn't mean wired is not good. (In fact Wired is pretty good)


So you skipped the first passage, let's talk about the new issue. They boomed Ash's career in the first issue, bet all of you still remember that, Vogue Homme Japan is picking up an habit of using the new face, we hope they hang on there. Usually a smash hit fashion magazine with a new face means they don't give a damn about any other's "star advisor", they just doing their own thing, so you don't have to worry about cheesy lousy meaningless articles stick to your beautiful eyes. And they love americans, well that's predictable, Japanese always act like that, and now with the photographer Hedi Slimane, there is long way to go babe, just please make sure you guys have a list of back ups  for 7 years curse ( Hedi could leave Dior, he could leave anything.)
Vogue Homme Japan also loves to show off the young boys, thank god they did it in another way than Vman. Red is already mur-muring about their new hot babies now. Chris Pulliam is growing... bigger by the day, since Red's formal hot babie Shaun is dropped off of top 50, we are thinking maybe this one could do the heads up. So far the kid needs some professional touch and a golden stamp name that screams: Steven Meisel. Hello Red, if Chris hasn't got it in  months then you could kiss your top 30 good bye. Good luck.

FATAL DESPERATION


Yeah what do you know, 3 days of eyes examine and a group meeting, then Robert Pattinson gets on GQ.
The obvious situation here is, how young does GQ stands for? 23 is a really small number, isn't it? We were wondering are those social golden cogs really reading GQ these days even when they put up a Vampire of 14 year old's crush, or they stopped reading long time ago, that would be really fancy for a whole new level of DESPERATION, or... GQ is actually being funny in here, but we doubt that part, more like Conde Nast is pushing a wrong people or even worse, the wrong direction, we hear decease bells.

2009年3月8日星期日

BAD APPLE


My excuse for watching TWILIGHT is that, people say, the vampire shines like diamonds.

You see, for one thing, human skin doesn't/won't/can't "Shines" like diamonds its physically impossible, even for vampire, as long as they have  human body. When sunshine touches on Human Body, its called Diffuse Reflection,it makes your skin naturally glow-if you are on the catalog of Estee Lauder, Diamonds on the other hand, don't shine automatically, mirror reflection is the way to go, because the delicate ankles, sunshine gets to explode after endured into diamond's pyramids. But that's just one of the slightest details that this movie "impossibly" presented. Long sentence short: How the fuck can such a crap make  it $370,443,750 worldwide?
But since every girl in America is in love with Zac Efron, its not really that surprise now are we?

We are really happy that Robert Pattinson stars at such a meaningless movie, that just gave him 50 percent of the chance that one day he will stand in front of a little gold man and weeping about his up-and-down unusually career. This is gonna be an urban legend about an American Idol. God bless everyone.
PS: Justin Timberlake teaches everyone a lesson. He was in a boy band, who would thought right? lol