Life is just like that, you woke up, you were thinking thank god everything was just a dream. You got up when to pick up the News for a brand new day, then you read something like this: Oscar-nominated film-maker Stephen Daldry is in negotiations to direct a new film version of My Fair Lady, with Keira Knightley playing the 'guttersnipe' Eliza Doolittle. Oh, only someday someone has the guts to remake REAR WINDOW and saying its not about the remake, its all about the costumes. That would be really fancy b/c that way whoever brings out that stupid Idea could die in kelly bags- Threw at him from all over the world.
But Audrey Hepburn was nice of being nice, she wouldn't jump out the grave and tell them to stop the fuck.
So what make Daldry to think that He can re-do the fairy tale? B/c he is also a british? An 8 Oscar wins means nothing to the british? Well, It means something to us. It means: You Dont Just Go and Remake My Fair Lady! So Back Off!!
As for Knightly. We say this with all the love of the world: Honey you can not handle this. Dont be a fool. We love you in Pride & Prejudice, We nodded you in Atonement, we can tolerate you in The Duchess, even that one was a disaster but we have never blamed it on you to ruin one of the most celebrated women in royal history. We were shocked when someone told us that you'd be starring at The beautiful and damned, but we moved alone, b/c after all, you are so talented and you could be the future of England Oscar Chess Game. Well... IN 10 YEARS! Stop doing things that you are not suppose to do just yet. You are like a gossip girl wearing OL boring suit while attending a Debutante Ball. There is a long way for you to become a legend, and there is a big chance, sweetie, you might never become one.
My Fair Lady was made during a very special time of human history, the 1960's, anyone who's blind enough to see why that era is un-re-make-able deserves a second enrollment to the OXFORD history department, plus a mental help.
Thank you very much but please Rest In Peace.
